Monday, November 24, 2008

lactation^age=HiQ

I can only think of 1 maybe 2 TOPS people i know who could listen to a Master P song. After a few videos of master p "ughhhhh'ing" and c-murder "ya heard me'ing" ended up with this video.



here's an equation for the video:

lactation^age=hiQ : translation : yearly intake of lactated milk as you get older will result in a High IQ,

see here: http://www.iqcomparisonsite.com/IQBasics.aspx

"To relate the mental development of a child to the child's chronological age the IQ was invented. IQ = (MA/CA) * 100. The intelligence quotient was equal to 100 times the Mental Age divided by the Chronological Age. For example, if a certain child started reading, etc., at the age of 3 (CA) and average children start reading, etc., at the age of 6 (MA), the child would get an IQ score of 200. (Such a score is very, very rare). Since people wanted to also use IQs for adults, that formula was not very useful since raw scores start to level off around the age of 16 (2)."

Basically if you manage to get breast fed till your 18 (secretly), and you and your breast feeding mother/guardian/partner are comfortable (not secretly ashamed of each other either) and none of your friends have suspicions of your creepy behaviour/conversation, then technically speaking you are a genious(of course you will always be a douche for interupting the normal course of nature, and invading what should be your younger siblings turf for a year MAX)))

S├╝leymannnnnnn



because why? he's back in town!

Sunday, November 23, 2008

For the average homeboy...




-marketable material
-white men stand up

Monday, September 8, 2008

Back on blogs

Not a big blog fan. Nor am I good at writing interesting.



But what i do have is the imagination of a 50 year old wise wolf who once told me, "Keep up the good work" after seeing my first few blog attempts. It was cool but i couldn't handle it, so i'm gonna start again. I will just analyze this photo very quickly if i may. Thankyou.



It is of 2 miniture turtles who are going at it next to about 30 other miniture turtles in a small tank. They are cold blooded reptiles, and they do not know any better. But my point is turtles can get away with....




.... that shit. I mean all the other turtles seem to be having an enormous orgy only turtle meters away from the secret couple. Except i would not like to be the one at the very bottom. U got it bad turtle, try and do a U-turn*. I would definetly buy about TEN of these turtles as they were only $3.5au. but i could not bring them back to AU.








*did i mention i like Usher

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

I caught the capers!


I made a wonderful pasta dish tonight. It was the same as every week but with 1 extra condiment. Yes, capers! Capers add an incredibly great flavour, reminds me of how gherkin/calabrese in pasta/pizza. Personally i think it tastes a little like a gherkin. Not the sweet ones but the kind of chilli ones. Like when my grandma puts gherkins/tomatoes / cucumbers/chilis in water and does that pickling process to make them really salty and adds that nice salty spice. SALTY SPICE!


Letter to the commentator; Dear Jlow, I read The Age thankyou very much. The Herald could be catergorized as a gossip magazine more or less. Thankyou.

Monday, April 28, 2008

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Roc Raida


I watched the Grandmaster Roc Raida show the other day and it was awesome.


Hailing from New York, and been in the game for well over 15 years, he is a hip hop legend.

As soon as he jumped on the decks we heard track after track of one of NY's finest' producers, fellow, DJ Premier. The whole vibe was very NY and the crowd was loving it.


After all the Premier tracks he played a few songs of each classic artist such as Busta, ATCQ, De La, Wu-Tang, Beastie Boys and started rewinding back further and further till he hit the good ol' classic break beats. He covered retro, funk, rap, punk and rock from the late 70's to early 1990's.


I thoroughly enjoyed the show as i did with Qbert earlier on in the year.


Props also to the boys scratching and mixing it up back at the den with the VDJ. woo!

My First Blog Entry




WHAT! a week it has been. can you believe it?




how silly of me let me introduce myself. I am Bulut. Hi How are you? i'm good thanks.




Introduction: I have many aliases but this is not one. This is my name. Yes. I know what's going through your head. Sweet. Enough of the intro shit. Lets get straight to it.